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	<title>Comments on: Apple Introduces the iEarth</title>
	<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/</link>
	<description>Why weren't you at elf practice?</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Manhattan Infidel</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6810</link>
		<author>Manhattan Infidel</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 16:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well it was either Feist or Abba.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well it was either Feist or Abba.</p>
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		<title>By: KingShamus</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6808</link>
		<author>KingShamus</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 15:59:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"All humans have three weeks to report to iEarth processing centers, where they will be flattened and fitted with implants while listening to the critically-acclaimed music of Feist."

Hahahaa, nice call.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;All humans have three weeks to report to iEarth processing centers, where they will be flattened and fitted with implants while listening to the critically-acclaimed music of Feist.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hahahaa, nice call.</p>
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		<title>By: Manhattan infidel</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6797</link>
		<author>Manhattan infidel</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:21:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm sure his evil genius is already working on it</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure his evil genius is already working on it</p>
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		<title>By: Snarky Basterd</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6796</link>
		<author>Snarky Basterd</author>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 02:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know Jobs'd probably make more if he really did come up with an iTampon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know Jobs&#8217;d probably make more if he really did come up with an iTampon.</p>
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		<title>By: Manhattan infidel</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6786</link>
		<author>Manhattan infidel</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Google shall be the first to be flattened!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google shall be the first to be flattened!</p>
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		<title>By: innominatus</title>
		<link>http://manhattaninfidel.com/2010/02/12/apple-introduces-the-iearth/#comment-6784</link>
		<author>innominatus</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My name is S. Theodore Cunningham, esq.  I represent Google, Inc.  I do hereby order Apple Corp to cease and desist immediately, for my client already owns EVERYTHING, including the Earth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My name is S. Theodore Cunningham, esq.  I represent Google, Inc.  I do hereby order Apple Corp to cease and desist immediately, for my client already owns EVERYTHING, including the Earth.</p>
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